XMAS with Tiger Spirit
Your hunt for the perfect Xmas gift is over. Exclusive. Functional. Intimate. Comfy. And designed to raise the standards. Introducing the Tiger R.O.A.R. Shorts.
A true masterpiece for anyone who wishes to awaken their inner tiger, the ultimate machine with one purpose - to crush any challenge, the MADMONQ® way.
Sateen (the MVP of cotton fabrics), multipart anti-wedge construction tuned to perfection, chilling, infused with silver, custom-built waistband with softened lining and a true good luck patch. This is a masterpiece.
The alpha does whatever the alpha wants. And sometimes, you won’t even notice. Carefully designed tiger stripe pattern allows the owner to lurk in the shadows (of the bedroom) or boldly approach potential mates. Purr indeed.
Behold, the MVP of cotton fabrics. The atlas weave is used only for the most luxurious of feels, exclusive visual aesthetics, durability and softness. Your skin will be worshipped, your manhood will feel reborn and your confidence will soar.
In development for over 20 years & tuned to perfection. 5 precise parts sewn together in a way to achieve maximum comfort, space, out-of-this-world agility, hot looks and anti-wedge protection. Say goodbye to pieces of clothing stuck uncomfortably between your buttocks! These shorts are the ultimate answer to what Jean-Claude Van Damme would wear.
The tiger is the master of his own faith. Yet a tiny bit of luck comes in handy. Prior to your hunt, stroke the eye of the tiger... it's the thrill of the fight, risin' up to the challenge of our rival…. Wait, where were we? Right, replenish your confidence, and zoom in on the win. DISCLAIMER: Stroking the tiger on public transport is not recommended.
This premium fabric is infused with anti-viral, anti-fungal, anti-bacterial & anti-odor silver particles. These precious molecules ensure not only protection, but also that the market value will increase over time. Vampires may not approve, but who are they to judge a tiger? GTFO, vampires.
The waistband of the hunter. Extra thick. Extra stretchy. Extra comfy. Just like your mom’s spaghetti. Let it be a constant reminder to hunt down your goals and win. Inner layer treated for extra softness and snug fit because a tiger likes his hugs, too. BEFORE HE ATTACKS.
Whoah! What’s this feeling I’m experiencing? Chillax, our friend. It’s just your body channeling the spirit of the tiger. Get ready to:
59.55 €
Exceptional value, beautifully designed & gift-ready: 2x MADMONQ® + Tiger R.O.A.R. Shorts + Tiger Wrapping Paper + Bruce Willis essence (not a joke)
59.55 €
Exceptional value, beautifully designed & gift-ready: 2x MADMONQ® + Tiger R.O.A.R. Shorts + Tiger Wrapping Paper + Bruce Willis essence (not a joke)
What's inside bundle?
It's a jungle out there now tiger, so we can’t guarantee the delivery before Xmas.
26.95 €
Tiger R.O.A.R. Shorts
+ Tiger wrapping paper
26.95 €
Tiger R.O.A.R. Shorts
What's inside bundle?
It's a jungle out there now tiger, so we can’t guarantee the delivery before Xmas.
