BOOM. YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
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Family’s first. That’s precisely what this limited edition bat represents.
Something can’t just easily break this baby. Golden Czech hands crafted her from beechwood of the highest quality. A laser engraved symbol of our famiglia shows on her head. It will remind you where you belong. We added a grip for perfect handling capabilities so this masterpiece doesn’t fly off to the moon. This bat will distinguish itself as a stylish dekor. At least until the day of a zombie apocalypse finally comes.
Don’t forget. Once you take BATTY into your hands, you take on a huge responsibility towards our la famiglia. Afterwards, there’s no turning back.