BIG BOOM BATTY

by MADMONQ®
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BOOM. YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
BATTIES sold out in 3 minutes.

Family’s first. That’s precisely what this limited edition bat represents.

Something can’t just easily break this baby. Golden Czech hands crafted her from beechwood of the highest quality. A laser engraved symbol of our famiglia shows on her head. It will remind you where you belong. We added a grip for perfect handling capabilities so this masterpiece doesn’t fly off to the moon. This bat will distinguish itself as a stylish dekor. At least until the day of a zombie apocalypse finally comes.

Don’t forget. Once you take BATTY into your hands, you take on a huge responsibility towards our la famiglia. Afterwards, there’s no turning back.

made from pro-grade beech wood grown in Rhine-Westphalia
Length: 750mm, smash head Ø: 69mm, smash head length: 250.7369mm
hardened in vacuum
one solid piece of wood - no layers, no glue
hand-crafted
extra non-slip grip
2-step laser engravings
tested on plush animals (it does the job)
legendary item (100 bats made and only 50 for sale)
each piece is unique