Definitely Not a Trap™ Mystery Box

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The Mysterious Mystery Box of Unknown Unknowns

You’ve heard about a Mystery Box before. Now prepare for an even Mysterious-er Box (now with 20% more mystery, for legal reasons).

What’s inside, you ask? Great question, legend.

The only thing we do know is that it contains The Constant – 1 guaranteed product (MADMONQ®, Champion, or GREENS).

As for the rest? Pure chaos. You might find a free yearly subscription coupon, a random legacy item, or even 1 of 100 Pokémon cards gifted by Duklock.

You could even hit the jackpot and get all of it in one LEGENDARY-TIER BOX.

One thing’s for sure – the total value of the items inside will exceed €34.95.

And the experience? Priceless.

Note: This is a pre-order. Orders containing Definitely Not a Trap™ Mystery Box will start shipping later this week.